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“Sonicthehedgehog Syndrome” affects only...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/892668595e6aa72161d13bf710479357/tumblr_mmt8ke8dD21rsyqf9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/post/50456430298/sonicthehedgehog-syndrome-affects-only-one-in-2"&gt;facts-i-just-made-up&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Sonicthehedgehog Syndrome” affects only one in 2 billion humans.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Those with the disease are born with only one eye, but the eye has two pupils. This does not allow for binocular vision as the image is duplicated on the same retina and only one optic nerve remains. Sufferers reportedly learn in childhood to ignore one of the images, allowing the dominant pupil to take over fully by adulthood.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First documented in Persia in 1349, only 17 instances of the disease have been confirmed since, with only 14 of the patients reaching adulthood. The disease was comprehensively studied in 1942 by Dr. Arnold Sonicthehedgehog, after whom the syndrome is named.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50606369546</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50606369546</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 18:31:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmz68uSev21qajjdco1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yanilavigne.net/post/50599466927/quotes-here" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;yanilavigne&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://yanilavigne.net/"&gt;Quotes here&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50606181681</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50606181681</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 18:29:01 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e45d07f73001572dc37099ee81edc611/tumblr_mm0wxxxbXr1qjdqt8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2603db503cbc7eb40ac83253f0c6427f/tumblr_mm0wxxxbXr1qjdqt8o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3bd04fadee6a4cf1c1603d699f9b6844/tumblr_mm0wxxxbXr1qjdqt8o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bca7b258f0a0198e76c43246c978144f/tumblr_mm0wxxxbXr1qjdqt8o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50605874642</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50605874642</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 18:24:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sometimes it’s tough being a girl. If you hate a pretty girl, people will think you’re jealous. If you like an older guy, people will call you a slut. Whenever you get into an argument with your best friend, no one will care and say, “oh, you’ll be friends tomorrow,” and when you fall for the right person, everyone else thinks he’s wrong for you.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yanilavigne.net/post/50604885110/sometimes-its-tough-being-a-girl-if-you-hate-a-pretty" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;yanilavigne&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://yanilavigne.net/"&gt;Quotes here&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50605762811</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50605762811</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 18:23:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>adriofthedead:

ＴＨＥ　ＲＩＴＵＡＬ　ＩＳ　ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee12a8b19fd017de9a771c41a9ca965d/tumblr_mmux6ulTUY1qfyxjeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://adriofthedead.tumblr.com/post/50560508219/the-ritual-is-complete" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;adriofthedead&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;ＴＨＥ　ＲＩＴＵＡＬ　ＩＳ　ＣＯＭＰＬＥＴＥ&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50596520124</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50596520124</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:14:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thehipsterlifestyle:

rockpapertheodore:

christina-mcdonald:

Wi...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3t0vljrv61r2il6eo1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thehipsterlifestyle.tumblr.com/post/35321772598/rockpapertheodore-christina-mcdonald-will"&gt;thehipsterlifestyle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rockpapertheodore.tumblr.com/post/34234290331/christina-mcdonald-will-reblog-every-every"&gt;rockpapertheodore&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://christina-mcdonald.tumblr.com/post/22966228641/will-reblog-every-every-time"&gt;christina-mcdonald&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Will reblog every, EVERY time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what a helpful young person&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve seen this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50596455660</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50596455660</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:13:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>spinninghufflepuff:

darmonee:

SO THIS JUST HAPPENED. HOLY FUCK...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3bc936ed7cd05e8837d8807bc7d7ff8/tumblr_ml884wzEL11qgz0iao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spinninghufflepuff.tumblr.com/post/47929738828"&gt;spinninghufflepuff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darmonee.tumblr.com/post/47923828075/so-this-just-happened-holy-fuck-help-me-find-her"&gt;darmonee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SO THIS JUST HAPPENED. HOLY FUCK HELP ME FIND HER TUMBLR. HELP ME FIND HER. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do I hear wedding bells&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50596250974</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50596250974</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:10:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bluepac:

justlikenoel:

bluepac:

what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluepac.tumblr.com/post/50266951407/justlikenoel-bluepac-what-if-there-was-no"&gt;bluepac&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justlikenoel.tumblr.com/post/50266822549/bluepac-what-if-there-was-no-backspace-key-and"&gt;justlikenoel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bluepac.tumblr.com/post/50261581015/what-if-there-was-no-backspace-key-and-you-had-to"&gt;bluepac&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A typewriter, that thing you’re thinking, it’s a typewriter&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I was actually thinking of a computer without a backspace key &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50596174092</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50596174092</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:09:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdp7ulqxx71r8ps47o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50596104815</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50596104815</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:08:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thefluffingtonpost:

Bunny Eats Carrots Strangely
Authorities...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/54ff21f907059183e66c4bcab3b0c676/tumblr_mmukqr9Qw01qdedm3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thefluffingtonpost.com/post/50591729900/bunny-carrot" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thefluffingtonpost&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bunny Eats Carrots Strangely&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Authorities are baffled by Hollis, a &lt;a href="http://www.thefluffingtonpost.com/tagged/bunnies"&gt;rabbit&lt;/a&gt; with an odd habit. Hollis only eats the middles of carrots.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“We’ve taken him to see psychiatrists, nutritionists, sociologists, paranormal investigators — no one knows why he’s doing it,” said Sam Whitlock, a friend of the bunny. “It’s like he’s trying to tell us something, but what?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;According to Whitlock, they tried switching Hollis to parsnips last week to see if the message changed, but he did the same thing: only ate the middles.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They’re going to try celery next.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Via &lt;a href="http://instagram.com/p/X8D8RtIAAx/"&gt;cataglyphis&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50595790984</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50595790984</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:03:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>yourfuckingdarling:

I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourfuckingdarling.tumblr.com/post/44390334236/i-need-to-be-thinner-and-prettier-and-nicer-and"&gt;yourfuckingdarling&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50595604819</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50595604819</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 16:00:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/526d4c9873bbaf8fbf6476ebe0e90ef8/tumblr_mmwlsdSL9z1qlka8ko1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50595559626</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50595559626</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 15:59:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>words-and-reality:

Click here for more personal!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5b9b2ef591363a6de937eaafca6a544/tumblr_mmwoy3MuHH1rhtqv6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://words-and-reality.tumblr.com/post/50593731407" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;words-and-reality&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://words-and-reality.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Click here for more personal!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50595547500</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50595547500</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 15:59:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx3tqpche1qlccb8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50595539254</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50595539254</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 15:59:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>omgtooreal:

for more posts like this visit justfunnypics.net</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99065619dfd2076eb44d9cad7e700997/tumblr_mmw7n655Qs1qbxnzho1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://omgtooreal.tumblr.com/post/50582323990/for-more-posts-like-this-visit-justfunnypics-net" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;omgtooreal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;for more posts like this visit &lt;a href="http://justfunnypics.net"&gt;justfunnypics.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50584429555</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50584429555</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:47:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>josue02:

New Trending?,</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/20e70c973e045f61b8396f7b3caf1ebd/tumblr_mmwfg5s7bm1rmjoeio1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://josue02.tumblr.com/post/50582377407/new-trending" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;josue02&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;New Trending?,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50584387009</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50584387009</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:46:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>all-of-the-funny:

App reviews FTW

 funny</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe9356031de37c1101e7981af4c3afe5/tumblr_mmugnpBgfu1s9xi07o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://all-of-the-funny.tumblr.com/post/50582404684/app-reviews-ftw-funny" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;all-of-the-funny&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;App reviews FTW&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://all-of-the-funny.tumblr.com"&gt; funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50584308437</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50584308437</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:45:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pleinluna:

I thought this was the funniest thing when I was in...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Vwn61EoObtE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://pleinluna.tumblr.com/post/50582407630/i-thought-this-was-the-funniest-thing-when-i-was" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;pleinluna&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I thought this was the funniest thing when I was in high school. I just want to be friends with them. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50584272972</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50584272972</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:44:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>unrelized:

When I’m on Omegle things like this come out. </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9bcb4e8c15c8e39a4704ee65d8fbd11/tumblr_mmwflsgtLQ1s1qyqio1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/926c09b37fcb4bf96b8f5f2c0bd740b4/tumblr_mmwflsgtLQ1s1qyqio2_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/508c3240ac6b4fc1d3c9cd6d62f4a339/tumblr_mmwflsgtLQ1s1qyqio3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://unrelized.tumblr.com/post/50582527356/when-im-on-omegle-things-like-this-come-out" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;unrelized&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;When I’m on Omegle things like this come out. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50584018505</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50584018505</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:39:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bazingatimes:

There there buddy the there..</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d81b566bd52ddb60853bdf77d86b3694/tumblr_mmwfn2tyPS1spm5a6o1_r2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bazingatimes.tumblr.com/post/50582585379/there-there-buddy-the-there" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;bazingatimes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;There there buddy the there..&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50583837105</link><guid>http://mattiejean.tumblr.com/post/50583837105</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 12:36:25 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
